This humorous jab at modern Christian book titles appeared on the Aquila Report (April 16, 2016) and I saved it for a good “Friday Fun” item. So here it is – at least the first five. For the rest, visit the link provided above or below.
What would happen if Christian publishers were actually honest with their book titles? You’d probably end up with books like this.
Don’t Waste Your Life: A Millennial’s Guide To Making Semi-Rash Decisions Out Of A Wartime Mentality
I Kissed Dating Goodbye: How To Not Talk To Girls Until You’re 25 Years Old
Heaven Is For Real: A Book About Heaven From The Perspective Of A Four Year Old Who Had A Near Death Experience And For Some Reason We Believe Him More Than The Bible
Strange Fire: John MacArthur’s Lifelong Rivalry With Benny Hinn
Blue Like Jazz: It’s A Journey, An Authentic Journey, and I Want To Invite You Into My Story
Source: Honest Christian Book Titles